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kiffieThings Kiffie Wishes Would Happen:
1. Kiffie wins the lottery, or comes across enough money to pay for college.
2. Voodoo stops trying to kill me.
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sub_mariner would post more often. I never interact with the guy, but his posts always make me convulse in a fit of giggles and halibut.
4. I get up the nerve to go to Comicon dressed in nothing but spandex.
5. Bob molts.
6. My roomie in college doesn't suck.
7. Kiffie, Alba, ed, and Laki are all given jobs at DC. And promptly fire Dan Didio. Somehow.
8. They finally produce a Question acton figure that Does Not Blind People.
9. I get a job.
10. Everyone who uses a cellphone when they drive spontaniously combusts into a fireball of victoly and kittens. Mostly kittens.
1. Kiffie wins the lottery, or comes across enough money to pay for college.
2. Voodoo stops trying to kill me.
3.
sub_mariner would post more often. I never interact with the guy, but his posts always make me convulse in a fit of giggles and halibut.4. I get up the nerve to go to Comicon dressed in nothing but spandex.
5. Bob molts.
6. My roomie in college doesn't suck.
7. Kiffie, Alba, ed, and Laki are all given jobs at DC. And promptly fire Dan Didio. Somehow.
8. They finally produce a Question acton figure that Does Not Blind People.
9. I get a job.
10. Everyone who uses a cellphone when they drive spontaniously combusts into a fireball of victoly and kittens. Mostly kittens.
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Date: 2006-07-03 08:34 am (UTC)2. Perhaps you could sacrifice something to appease Voodoo. Maybe high-quality synthetic motoroil spilled on the ground before her in a Kiffie-shaped way and then set on fire after imploring "Oh Grand and smexy Voodoo, please accept this sacrifice symbolic of all the bits of be that you want to kill, and stop trying to kill the bits of me that fill your gas tank and wax and buff your lovely exteriour..." in a monotone chant. I'm sure it would enliven the day of any passersby! :D
4. Spandex... or lycra?
5. Go Bob go!
6. Good luck! Maybe write on your res app. under "preferred roommate" (which they had on the app. I did because you might know someone, right) "someone who loves spiders".
7. *snicker*
8. ...Even if he has Evil-Doer Blinding Kung Fu Attack Motion?
9. If Voodoo stops trying to kill you, you could work as a delivery person of some sort.
10. Back when I drove, I would pull over for a phone call. Mostly the calls I received were along the line sof "where are you? you're late!" to which I would reply "I am outside I green adn white house somewhere in suburbia. help." because I am totally hopeless at driving through places like that. All the turns confuse me...
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Date: 2006-07-03 10:15 am (UTC)2. ...have I mentioned I love you?
8. Damn, that would be tempting. Will he come with a wee tiny jar of peanut butter, too?
10. I do that, too! ...the pulling over part, not the witty comebacks. Kiffie lacks the gift of LOLZ.
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Date: 2006-07-03 07:58 pm (UTC)2. I think so, but I'm always glad to hear it again. ;3
8. Probably. That's less of a choking hazard than a little pickle. Possibly he would have an extra shoe for throwing at people.
10. It's so strange to be described as witty...
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Date: 2006-07-03 10:54 am (UTC)I'm down with that.
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Date: 2006-07-03 11:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-03 05:39 pm (UTC)