Sam: I've seen that "Aw yiss motha fuggin breadcrumbs" meme around in Hawkeye fandom a lot lately, and I just want to say, hawks don't eat breadcrumbs. Hawks eat small mammals, birds, reptiles, fish, and the occasional insect.
Clint: *bruised and bandaged* We're taking squirrel off the menu, though, because Doreen is unexpectedly badass.
Sam: Make sure to inspect all your food for Pym particles before eating, because they may cause them to expand in your stomach. Unpleasantly.
Clint: Which is a problem for those of us who have lost our Pym-particle-granted ability to grow really really big. Can yyou imagine if I'd kept on shooting when I was Goliath? Arrows like freakin' powerpoles taking down AIM helicopters! Oh, it woulda been sweet.
Sam: *concerned* Did she hit your head? I asked her not to hit your head.
Clint: You are just trying to back out of sushi night.
Sam: I am not.
Clint: You so are! Look, I can still use chopsticks, we are not cancelling sushi night.
Clint: Pinning getaway cars to the road. (*_*) I could put a saddle on one and Steve could ride it into battle! Which, let's be fair, has to be better than Iron Man.
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Date: 2012-07-31 06:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-31 06:11 am (UTC)Hoot!
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Date: 2012-07-31 06:33 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-08-04 04:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-08-04 03:53 pm (UTC)Oh, I meant to say that I'd like a colored picture. Thanks! :)
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Date: 2012-08-04 03:09 am (UTC)Clint: *bruised and bandaged* We're taking squirrel off the menu, though, because Doreen is unexpectedly badass.
Sam: Make sure to inspect all your food for Pym particles before eating, because they may cause them to expand in your stomach. Unpleasantly.
Clint: Which is a problem for those of us who have lost our Pym-particle-granted ability to grow really really big. Can yyou imagine if I'd kept on shooting when I was Goliath? Arrows like freakin' powerpoles taking down AIM helicopters! Oh, it woulda been sweet.
Sam: *concerned* Did she hit your head? I asked her not to hit your head.
Clint: You are just trying to back out of sushi night.
Sam: I am not.
Clint: You so are! Look, I can still use chopsticks, we are not cancelling sushi night.
Sam: You're not having any rice wine.
Clint: *sniff* I was gonna have green tea anyway.
Sam: Suuuure you were, buddy.
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Date: 2012-08-04 04:51 am (UTC)A dream that involves really big arrows.
<3
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Date: 2012-08-04 10:14 am (UTC)