kiffie: Harry Dresden and Bob the Ghost, from The Dresden Files. (Bob and Harry)
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Another Dresden fic, because... Well, because [livejournal.com profile] ja_bucc and [livejournal.com profile] cyloran (and also [livejournal.com profile] eliyes) were writing Dresden fics and I have this habit of chasing bandwagons, what can I say. :3



Murphy slammed the door shut behind her, backing against it while Harry dug through his desk drawer, searching.

"Harry, what are you doing? Get a chair! A box! Anything!"

Harry stopped digging long enough to give her a look, "Murph, those things out there are ghosts. They're not gonna care if there's a chair in their way." He leaned back down into the drawer, "I just need the proper-- aha!"

The door rattled in its frame.

"Harry!"

Harry ran to the door and quickly slapped a small, tattered bit of paper against it. It stuck fast, like tape, then began to glow a soft blue. The door continued to shake, and Murphy backed up until she felt Harry put a hand on her arm, "It's okay, the spell erects a barrier that spirits can't cross." He tapped at the window. On the other side, a greenish forrm in the vague shape of a man clawed at him without result, then, screeching its displeasure, vanished.

Murphy sighed, relaxing only slightly. "Ghosts," she said, pointedly. "I'm in the know for two weeks and now you're telling me ghosts are real."

He shrugged, helpless, "It's not like I'm allowed to give you a primer--"

Murphy's expression stopped him. In a single, fluid motion, she'd pulled her gun and pointed it at something behind him. The wizard spun, shield bracelet at the ready.

Two ghosts stood in the doorway on the opposite side of the room. Unlike the vague shapes outside, they were defined and sharp; if it hadn't been for the slight orange glow both gave off in the dark of the room, it would have been difficult to peg either as a ghost. Murphy kept her gun trained on the closer of the two, a tall man in a well-tailored suit.

Harry dropped his arm. "Murphy--"

"We need to leave, Harry. Now."

"Murphy, would you just--" He reached for her hand and attempted to lead the gun down. She wouldn't budge.

"Iron hurts ghosts, right? Iron jacket. It might buy us enough time to get away."

"Ahem," said the male ghost. Both turned to him. "Lieutenant, might I suggest you save your rounds -- we mean you no harm. Indeed, we are friends."

Murphy glanced at Harry. He nodded and sucked his teeth, clearly not having planned to have the conversation just yet. "Murph," he said, glaring slightly at the ghost, "this is Bob." The ghost-- Bob --bowed, and offered a placating smile. "And that's Winifred," Harry continued, gesturing to the dark-haired female ghost just beyond Bob. "They're my... roommates."

Murphy dropped her gun to her side, "Your roommates? What, are you in college?" She caught herself. "Harry, they're ghosts."

Harry nodded, "Yep."

"They're ghosts," she repeated. "They can't be your roommates because they're ghosts and... we were just fighting ghosts."

"Wandering spirits," offered Winifred. Murphy turned to her, and so she continued, "They are spirits without a purpose. They wander, angry, and know neither friend nor ally."

"So, what does that make you?" Murphy asked, "Homebodies?"

Bob grinned and pulled Winifred close, "In a way. We are... Grounded ghosts. Settled spooks." Harry groaned. Bob's grin turned slightly sinister, "Domestic dead."

"Alright, enough," Harry all but walked through Bob to get to the lab door. "We've still got a gang of angry poltergeists out there that need to be taken care of before they hurt someone." He turned and glared at Bob, "You are not helping."

"I am ever the spirit of aid," said Bob with an innocence that hardly outplayed his smile. Winifred hid her face in his shoulder to conceal her laughter.

Harry turned to Murphy, but she was biting back her own smile. He threw up his hands, "I give up!" He retreated into his basement laboratory, grumbling.

Murphy walked over to stand next to the two ghosts, "I think I see where he gets it from."

Bob nodded, "Naturally."

Date: 2011-07-12 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com
LOL!! I LOVE THIS! You just made my morning (despite nearly inhaling my--thankfully cooled--coffee before spewing it over the keyboard).

<3 <3 <3 <3

"Wandering spirits," offered Winifred. Murphy turned to her, and so she continued, "They are spirits without a purpose. They wander, angry, and know neither friend nor ally."

"So, what does that make you?" Murphy asked, "Homebodies?"

Bob grinned and pulled Winifred close, "In a way. We are... Grounded ghosts. Settled spooks." Harry groaned. Bob's grin turned slightly sinister, "Domestic dead."


*dies some more*


Date: 2011-07-12 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com
Hey, since I'm partially playing around in your and [livejournal.com profile] cyloran's universe (Winifred-ghost is love), this is your fault. :D

*offers towel, in case of coffee mishaps*

Date: 2011-07-12 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com
Play as much as you'd like! :D Hee! I *love* the snarky humor in this. Like [livejournal.com profile] eliyes, I can totally hear Bob--and everyone else! Niiiiiiice. <3

*borrows towel for any further fic silliness*
Edited Date: 2011-07-12 03:26 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-07-12 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com
Hooray! I did it right!

Wait... you're hearing Bob? Please share with the rest of us -- I'd love to hear Bob read a dictionary. >:3

Date: 2011-07-12 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com
Wait... you're hearing Bob?

Now THAT would be schweeet! I've often thought that Terrence Mann should do one of those car navigator thingie voices. I'd put in addresses for everything--going to the grocery store, the library, the vet, work, family get-togethers, etc.--just to hear him tell me to, "Turn right, now. Destination 1.2 miles....". :D I'd probably get lost on purpose, too.

Date: 2011-07-13 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com
William Daniels did one for TomTom -- an entire generation bought it, I'm sure, just to have it tell them they're lost and it's not the car's fault. X3

Date: 2011-07-13 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com
TomTom-- that's what it's called! Oh, heck yeah. I'd be constantly going the wrong way so that I could hear (Terry's) voice recalculating over and over. :)

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