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[kiffie]

Mmm, bacon.

It is so delicious. I had many.

Thankfully, however, I do not subscribe to my mom's bacon-cooking method: "I opened the bag, now I have to cook it all!"

Not that me or my dad ever complain. :9

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How to cook bacon

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Step 1: with scissors, cut package & contents in half.
Step 2: fry half the bacon
Step 3: serve
Step 4: fry other half of bacon
Step 5: eat :9
Step 6 (optional): fry potatoes in bacon eggs :9

[ja-bucc.livejournal.com]

Hunh... I have that same bacon-cooking method... eeeeerie. :D

I have a really, really awful (and very delicious) recipe for bacon-making that's designed to stop your heart.