Weird Quotes from The Prof
May. 15th, 2009 07:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kiffieMy professor's ability to go completely and utterly off into left field is the only reason that I tolerate Philosophy.
"You know what I'd like to have, just for its own value? Hideously painful experiences!"
"On any given day, I can be pretty comfortable that no one is gonna rip my head off and crap down my neck!"
"You are helpless in the hands of candy demons!"
"Ah, ah! C'mon, kids, come look at this! It's horrible! Ah, look, he's still twitching under the weight of the car!"
"If I were a true lover of beer, I would love the beer-ness -- if I could only find it! -- of Miller Lite."
"Yes, my idea is wrong. And I am, in fact, an idiot."
"Then I realized I had to go to the bathroom. And while I could stay in bed and do that... I won't."
"You want a cookie? Yes! You want some heroin? Okay!"
"When the beating finally stops -- man! It feels great! I'm not being beat anymore!"
"The point is: the cat can get high!"
"The words bounce off your eyeballs and return to the page, unmolested by thought..."
"It's a colony. Like Jamestown. ...for men."
"You gotta go to prison. What? No shit! All I did was kill a guy!"
"You go open the door, and it's A! And you say, 'What's up, A?' ...'Cuz you're Canadian."
"You know what I'd like to have, just for its own value? Hideously painful experiences!"
"On any given day, I can be pretty comfortable that no one is gonna rip my head off and crap down my neck!"
"You are helpless in the hands of candy demons!"
"Ah, ah! C'mon, kids, come look at this! It's horrible! Ah, look, he's still twitching under the weight of the car!"
"If I were a true lover of beer, I would love the beer-ness -- if I could only find it! -- of Miller Lite."
"Yes, my idea is wrong. And I am, in fact, an idiot."
"Then I realized I had to go to the bathroom. And while I could stay in bed and do that... I won't."
"You want a cookie? Yes! You want some heroin? Okay!"
"When the beating finally stops -- man! It feels great! I'm not being beat anymore!"
"The point is: the cat can get high!"
"The words bounce off your eyeballs and return to the page, unmolested by thought..."
"It's a colony. Like Jamestown. ...for men."
"You gotta go to prison. What? No shit! All I did was kill a guy!"
"You go open the door, and it's A! And you say, 'What's up, A?' ...'Cuz you're Canadian."
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Date: 2009-05-16 03:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-16 03:58 am (UTC)He's a character.
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Date: 2009-05-16 04:23 am (UTC)I'd love to sit in on one of his good days... holy crap. XD
That's the thing about online classes, you miss valuable quotes like this.
-§parky
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Date: 2009-05-16 04:42 am (UTC)