Pet Stuff Again
Jul. 30th, 2007 12:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kiffieThe Evil Neighbor pulled our landlord aside, again, and insisted that Squeeky has been crapping on her beautiful, clean, neatly manicured lawn.
And to prove it, she brought her a supermarket bag full of dirt... and one piece of kitty poo.
If you can see the error in this, please raise your hand. Ah, yes, thank you.
Alright. We admitted that, yes, it's a possibility that it could be Squeeky. But we told the landlord that he typically does his business inside. Landlord insists it is our cat, as Evil Neighbor has seen him on her front yard, making sweet, sweet kitty cakes. Well, we sez, it could be him, but there are at least fifteen other cats (The Tuxedos) that look exactly like him on this block alone. Some of them even have collars that jingle, just like his. Landlord brings up some (false) claim that Old Neighbor also complained that Squeeky was crapping in their yard.
Now, this I wanted to throttle the woman for.
Old Neighbor moved out last May (2006), I think. Possibly before. Squeeky was born in July.
JULY.
Dear, stupid Landlord: YOUR MATHS IS FAIL. Do not pass "go", do not collect 200 kitten toys.
Landlord again gave us the ultimatum-- call animal control and get the Tuxedos rounded up, or Evil Neighbor will have our cats taken away --but with a new, sinister implication: Handle this soon, or we will be renamed "evicted".
I fucking hate people.
And to prove it, she brought her a supermarket bag full of dirt... and one piece of kitty poo.
If you can see the error in this, please raise your hand. Ah, yes, thank you.
Alright. We admitted that, yes, it's a possibility that it could be Squeeky. But we told the landlord that he typically does his business inside. Landlord insists it is our cat, as Evil Neighbor has seen him on her front yard, making sweet, sweet kitty cakes. Well, we sez, it could be him, but there are at least fifteen other cats (The Tuxedos) that look exactly like him on this block alone. Some of them even have collars that jingle, just like his. Landlord brings up some (false) claim that Old Neighbor also complained that Squeeky was crapping in their yard.
Now, this I wanted to throttle the woman for.
Old Neighbor moved out last May (2006), I think. Possibly before. Squeeky was born in July.
JULY.
Dear, stupid Landlord: YOUR MATHS IS FAIL. Do not pass "go", do not collect 200 kitten toys.
Landlord again gave us the ultimatum-- call animal control and get the Tuxedos rounded up, or Evil Neighbor will have our cats taken away --but with a new, sinister implication: Handle this soon, or we will be renamed "evicted".
I fucking hate people.
