The front passenger wheel bearings (not the ball joint!) failed on the way to work, yesterday.
So now she gets to go in for both things.
And I'm potentially stuck bumming rides and/or riding the Junkerbolt, my $100 Craigslist Thunderbolt. It's very, very fast, and has the vertical stability of a three-week-old kitten. I am probably going to faceplant more than once.
Sigh.