A happy too-many-years wedding anniversary to my parents.
Why do I say "too-many-years"? Because they've been married so long that neither can remember exactly how long they've been together, and they've both reached the age where they're stopped caring. Hell, when I last talked to them, they were both confused as to the exact date, even!
So they're heading off to a nice restaurant and hedging their bets that the anniversary is today and not, as they wondered, on the 27th.
LOL parents.
Why do I say "too-many-years"? Because they've been married so long that neither can remember exactly how long they've been together, and they've both reached the age where they're stopped caring. Hell, when I last talked to them, they were both confused as to the exact date, even!
So they're heading off to a nice restaurant and hedging their bets that the anniversary is today and not, as they wondered, on the 27th.
LOL parents.