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I really need to learn that my mom cannot be trusted to buy things for me.

I couldn't set up my phone service while I was home for Thanksgiving. So my mom offered to do it for me over the phone.

My bill is $158.

I do not HAVE $158.

And the services she got that jacked up the price? Voicemail, caller ID, call waiting.

Let me explain something.

THIS is my phone.

Does it look like it fucking has the ABILITY to USE caller ID?

Fuck.

I have three minutes left on my cell, so I have to HOPE that she can fix this.