kiffie: Harry Dresden and Bob the Ghost, from The Dresden Files. (Bob and Harry)
kiffie ([personal profile] kiffie) wrote2011-07-11 08:36 pm

In Continuing With The Trend...

Another Dresden fic, because... Well, because [livejournal.com profile] ja_bucc and [livejournal.com profile] cyloran (and also [livejournal.com profile] eliyes) were writing Dresden fics and I have this habit of chasing bandwagons, what can I say. :3



Murphy slammed the door shut behind her, backing against it while Harry dug through his desk drawer, searching.

"Harry, what are you doing? Get a chair! A box! Anything!"

Harry stopped digging long enough to give her a look, "Murph, those things out there are ghosts. They're not gonna care if there's a chair in their way." He leaned back down into the drawer, "I just need the proper-- aha!"

The door rattled in its frame.

"Harry!"

Harry ran to the door and quickly slapped a small, tattered bit of paper against it. It stuck fast, like tape, then began to glow a soft blue. The door continued to shake, and Murphy backed up until she felt Harry put a hand on her arm, "It's okay, the spell erects a barrier that spirits can't cross." He tapped at the window. On the other side, a greenish forrm in the vague shape of a man clawed at him without result, then, screeching its displeasure, vanished.

Murphy sighed, relaxing only slightly. "Ghosts," she said, pointedly. "I'm in the know for two weeks and now you're telling me ghosts are real."

He shrugged, helpless, "It's not like I'm allowed to give you a primer--"

Murphy's expression stopped him. In a single, fluid motion, she'd pulled her gun and pointed it at something behind him. The wizard spun, shield bracelet at the ready.

Two ghosts stood in the doorway on the opposite side of the room. Unlike the vague shapes outside, they were defined and sharp; if it hadn't been for the slight orange glow both gave off in the dark of the room, it would have been difficult to peg either as a ghost. Murphy kept her gun trained on the closer of the two, a tall man in a well-tailored suit.

Harry dropped his arm. "Murphy--"

"We need to leave, Harry. Now."

"Murphy, would you just--" He reached for her hand and attempted to lead the gun down. She wouldn't budge.

"Iron hurts ghosts, right? Iron jacket. It might buy us enough time to get away."

"Ahem," said the male ghost. Both turned to him. "Lieutenant, might I suggest you save your rounds -- we mean you no harm. Indeed, we are friends."

Murphy glanced at Harry. He nodded and sucked his teeth, clearly not having planned to have the conversation just yet. "Murph," he said, glaring slightly at the ghost, "this is Bob." The ghost-- Bob --bowed, and offered a placating smile. "And that's Winifred," Harry continued, gesturing to the dark-haired female ghost just beyond Bob. "They're my... roommates."

Murphy dropped her gun to her side, "Your roommates? What, are you in college?" She caught herself. "Harry, they're ghosts."

Harry nodded, "Yep."

"They're ghosts," she repeated. "They can't be your roommates because they're ghosts and... we were just fighting ghosts."

"Wandering spirits," offered Winifred. Murphy turned to her, and so she continued, "They are spirits without a purpose. They wander, angry, and know neither friend nor ally."

"So, what does that make you?" Murphy asked, "Homebodies?"

Bob grinned and pulled Winifred close, "In a way. We are... Grounded ghosts. Settled spooks." Harry groaned. Bob's grin turned slightly sinister, "Domestic dead."

"Alright, enough," Harry all but walked through Bob to get to the lab door. "We've still got a gang of angry poltergeists out there that need to be taken care of before they hurt someone." He turned and glared at Bob, "You are not helping."

"I am ever the spirit of aid," said Bob with an innocence that hardly outplayed his smile. Winifred hid her face in his shoulder to conceal her laughter.

Harry turned to Murphy, but she was biting back her own smile. He threw up his hands, "I give up!" He retreated into his basement laboratory, grumbling.

Murphy walked over to stand next to the two ghosts, "I think I see where he gets it from."

Bob nodded, "Naturally."

BWEE OMG BWEE

[identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
I CAN HEAR IT

I CAN HEAR BOB'S VOICE

MURPHY ILU ;O;

AHHH BWEES

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you'd appreciate Bob and his wordplay. :3

So, when did you watch the series?

[identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
It was Flash-worthy.

I told you, I didn't even get through the first episode because I am a ginormous wimp and it was SCARY, but dude, Murphy is also in the books! And the tabletop game! I just kinda go "MURPHY ILU ;o;" whenever she comes up, in general.
BECAUSE I LOVE HER.
LET'S DO A CROSSOVER WHERE SHE HANGS WITH DETECTIVE RENEE MONTOYA.
MAYBE HARRY AND CHARLIE COULD HANG OUT, TOO.
MURPHYYYYY ILUUUUUUUU ;o;

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
I... you know, Murphy, Montoya, and Elisa Maza should form a club. There would likely be repeated rounds of "Well I've Never..."

[identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Renee and Eliza basically started out as the same person, different city and level of seniority in her respective PD, but I think Murphy actually predates them both...?

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think so. Montoya was a B:tAS character, originally, wasn't she? So that would be 1992. And Gargoyles started up in 1994. I know Butcher had been writing the stories long before they got published, but even so, the first book was only published in 2000.

[identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. I must've been thrown off because of meeting him before that online. X3

NEVERTHELESS, THEY SHOULD DO COFFEE.
Edited 2011-07-12 07:29 (UTC)

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
DELICIOUS COFFEE.

Wait. How would Montoya drink through her mask? How did Vic, for that matter? WE SEE HIM DRINK TEA.

[identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if she's still a gold badge, she hasn't got the mask yet. As for Vic, I don't know -- he is just superspecial? He can breathe fine, maybe the mask is porous? But then he'd probably be getting tea all over his chin...

Hm. This is mysterious. o_o

Harry: A-d'uh, it's magic.
Bob: Tea magic.
Harry: Yes. That.
Edited 2011-07-12 16:38 (UTC)

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I am now picturing Vic drinking tea out of a bowl, Beast-esque, while Montoya looks on in horror.

If anyone is an expert in tea magic, it's Bob! XD

[identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
...I am now picturing Montoya in that yellow dress, while Montoya looks on in horror. YES. TWO OF HER. *not-so-secretly wanted to be Belle when she grew up*

Yay for tea and Bob! Although I assume he either picked it up after he was dead... somehow... or else did more traveling to the Orient that most people in his time. Which, y'know. Is possible. Wizards an' all.

Meanwhile (iirc), Harry can't even make himself a decent cuppa. He seems to live off Guiness and cereal. Not neccessarily as a dish.
Edited 2011-07-13 01:56 (UTC)

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone wanted to be Belle -- look at that library!

Actually, it was a bit of a jab at a line from the show; Bob is introduced to another detective as Harry's "tea expert" by the not-so-quick-thinking wizard. X3

I just had the horrific taste-image of what cereal would taste like with booze instead of milk. Yeck!

[identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Even before the library. Her brains and her longing for a bigger, more adventurous life, and her disdain for Gaston and the ideas of male/female relationships that he represents and her COMPLETELY RELATABLE feeling of being an outsider because she's different and her bravery and her determination and her protective love for her father and her bibliophilia and and and

I am serious, I wanted to be Ariel until I saw Belle.

*serk* Did Bob get asked any tea-related questions and flub the response remarkably?

lyrics-bomb!
I wish I had some goddamn milk
My cheerios just ain’t the same
I wish I had some goddamn milk
Too bad the milkman never came

I can’t go, out to the store
I’ll just wait ’till mommy buys more
I’ll just have, wheat thins and beer
If I get sick the toilet is near

-Milk (Ode to Billy), Anthrax, Attack of the Killer Bs

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Which is why I want to, someday, do a little short comic (or even fanfilm) wherein Belle and the Prince go off and have adventures outside of the castle, because she wanted a hell of a lot more than just sitting on her bum all day.

Pffft that song. XDDDD

[identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG me too! I have stuff written. Mainly along the lines of, "ou know, Belle's dad is an INVENTOR! With a prince as his patron, I bet he could make them an AWESOME AIR BALLOON!" and you can probably see where this goes.

Anthraaaaax. XD

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
(Don't know about with cereal, but Guinness floats are pretty good. Pour Guinness over a couple of scoops of vanilla ice cream drizzled with chocolate syrup.)

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
As a non-drinker, that sounds horrifying. XD

The only time I ever intake any amount of alcohol is when I'm eating a tri-tip roast -- you must add beer to the sauce, then let it cook for 3-4 hours. Harvest Blue Moon is best, but I've had some success with Wingwalker (and, to a lesser extent, Arrogant Bastard).

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You have now made me hungry for tri-tip. :D

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!! I LOVE THIS! You just made my morning (despite nearly inhaling my--thankfully cooled--coffee before spewing it over the keyboard).

<3 <3 <3 <3

"Wandering spirits," offered Winifred. Murphy turned to her, and so she continued, "They are spirits without a purpose. They wander, angry, and know neither friend nor ally."

"So, what does that make you?" Murphy asked, "Homebodies?"

Bob grinned and pulled Winifred close, "In a way. We are... Grounded ghosts. Settled spooks." Harry groaned. Bob's grin turned slightly sinister, "Domestic dead."


*dies some more*


[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, since I'm partially playing around in your and [livejournal.com profile] cyloran's universe (Winifred-ghost is love), this is your fault. :D

*offers towel, in case of coffee mishaps*

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Play as much as you'd like! :D Hee! I *love* the snarky humor in this. Like [livejournal.com profile] eliyes, I can totally hear Bob--and everyone else! Niiiiiiice. <3

*borrows towel for any further fic silliness*
Edited 2011-07-12 15:26 (UTC)

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooray! I did it right!

Wait... you're hearing Bob? Please share with the rest of us -- I'd love to hear Bob read a dictionary. >:3

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait... you're hearing Bob?

Now THAT would be schweeet! I've often thought that Terrence Mann should do one of those car navigator thingie voices. I'd put in addresses for everything--going to the grocery store, the library, the vet, work, family get-togethers, etc.--just to hear him tell me to, "Turn right, now. Destination 1.2 miles....". :D I'd probably get lost on purpose, too.

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
William Daniels did one for TomTom -- an entire generation bought it, I'm sure, just to have it tell them they're lost and it's not the car's fault. X3

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
TomTom-- that's what it's called! Oh, heck yeah. I'd be constantly going the wrong way so that I could hear (Terry's) voice recalculating over and over. :)

[identity profile] cyloran.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Domestic dead."

LOL! Thankfully I was not imbibing liquids at the time I read this.

Bob: (confidentially) She forgot "amorous apparitions."

Winifred: (snuggling close) Perhaps a demonstration, my Lord?"

Harry: Um, guys? PG rating here, 'kay? Get a room.

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Damn, I knew I'd forgotten one! XD

Admittedly, a house haunted by forever-flirtatious ghosts would probably be a vast improvement on most spooks. Except for the (not so) occasional snogging through the walls.

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Snogging through the walls"... lol.

Hey, how about "horny haunts" or "shagging shades"?

[/silly]

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Bob: Let's not forget fornic--

Harry: BOB! B|

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
...

*snickers*