:9

[kiffie]

Mmm, bacon.

It is so delicious. I had many.

Thankfully, however, I do not subscribe to my mom's bacon-cooking method: "I opened the bag, now I have to cook it all!"

Not that me or my dad ever complain. :9

Comments

How to cook bacon

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Step 1: with scissors, cut package & contents in half.
Step 2: fry half the bacon
Step 3: serve
Step 4: fry other half of bacon
Step 5: eat :9
Step 6 (optional): fry potatoes in bacon eggs :9

Re: How to cook bacon

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

But then you has half-a-bac'ins! :o

Nom nom nom eggs. I should have made some eggs while there was still goo in the pan.

Re: How to cook bacon

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I am going to work and the first thing I am doing is BUYING LUNCH. X3 Your fault!

Noms

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

MUAHAHA!

>:3c

Re: Noms

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

;_; They did not have what I wanted.

No! ;o;

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

D:

You should make yourself a lunch next time. With a bacon sammich and a fruit cup and a brownie. *firm nod*

;~; I was soooo sad!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I did not have time.