I Think I'm A Smartass

[kiffie]

I have a sign up above the thermostat that says: "Please keep above 70, or the frog will freeze."

Seems reasonable, no?

Well...



Yeah.

Sometimes I can't believe I really am in college.

Comments

[edward-hyde.livejournal.com]

That picture is beautiful.

Also, for God's sake, who the hell owns that frog? This is seriously too much, just get permission to take him already. I mean, the people there are only being annoyed by him, right?

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

I will steal him, sir.

And feed him many-a-cricket before I rehome him. B|

[edward-hyde.livejournal.com]

And froggie vitamin? :9

...I forget if firebellies need vitamin. I'm pretty sure pacman froggies do.

._.

[lilblueunicorn.livejournal.com]

Someone got hit with the stupid stick WAY TOO MANY TIMES as a kid!

And yeah... get permission to take the little guy. He's gonna die if left in the hands of those idiots.

-§parky

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

Stick? Nah -- whole tree. :3

[takhys]

Dude. Take the frog.

Make up some wacky-ass disease and say that you need to take him/watch over him. In time, they'll forget that you've absconded with the lil' guy.

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

"He has... uh... people-kill-itis! Thankfully I am immune and can tolerate his presense. Yes. That's it."

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

wait.

Over 70 is hot?

where the hell are you and where are your housemates from?

also i love that note <3 !

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

I'm from LA. They're from NorCal. Sacramento, I think.

I was sorely tempted to cover the frog's tank with lambskin and go :D? when I saw them again...

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

WTF

Call them goddamn yankee pansies and turn it up!

Under 70 is STUPIDCOLD D:

And write more amusing notes. :3

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

goddamn yankee pansies

I swear I misread that and thought, "But they don't play PS:T!"

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

PRIMERS *fistshake*

Seriously, below 70 degrees is both retarded and expensive.

[frustratedpilot]

That inspires a title worthy of John Lennon:

Leading Lamps to the Slaughter

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

Don't you feel sorry for the little lamp? [/IKEA]

[alba-aulbath.livejournal.com]

I love your note. The pink note, however, makes me cry on the inside.

SAVE THE FROG.

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

The pink note, however, makes me cry on the inside.

I think it was written by either the psych major or the physics major, to boot. :(

[victoria-sage.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH B|

Correct the grammar on the sign.

Goddamn, people. It's not that hard. D:

hi from rp space.

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

:o

I have been Q'd!

*offers jar of pickles* :3

[victoria-sage.livejournal.com]

y thank u :3

Your roommates need to learn actual language. B|