Hee! And a lot of times you wouldn't need to swab. They just share with you various other ways.
child: AtCHOO! me: *wipes cheek* Please remember to sneeze into your elbow.... child: *finger in nose, then on desk, computer keyboard, pencil, book, my ID badge* me: Keep your fingers out of your nose. Now go wash your hands, please.
etc. :D There was one time that I was helping with lunchroom duty and the kids had dumped out any remaining milk/juice from their cartons into a big pan (so it doesn't go in the garbage bag), and I leaned over it--dipping my playground whistle into it. It was a very hectic lunch period and later--when I blew my whistle on the playground-- I remembered I hadn't washed it yet.
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child: AtCHOO!
me: *wipes cheek* Please remember to sneeze into your elbow....
child: *finger in nose, then on desk, computer keyboard, pencil, book, my ID badge*
me: Keep your fingers out of your nose. Now go wash your hands, please.
etc. :D There was one time that I was helping with lunchroom duty and the kids had dumped out any remaining milk/juice from their cartons into a big pan (so it doesn't go in the garbage bag), and I leaned over it--dipping my playground whistle into it. It was a very hectic lunch period and later--when I blew my whistle on the playground-- I remembered I hadn't washed it yet.
8-hour workdays are GR8!