kiffie: An A. seemani tarantula. (Bobling)
kiffie ([personal profile] kiffie) wrote2010-06-07 08:36 am

:D !

Today, kiffies met a phasmid.

I was walking back from my first final and saw a stick, about the size of my hand, strolling across the sidewalk.

"Huh," says kiffies, "that stick is going for a walk."

...

"Wat."

And, sure enough, the wee stick was moseying like a moseying thing.

I knew there would be a lot of foot traffic soon, and the stick was hardly moving fast enough to clear the walkway before the incoming people-wave. So I offered him my hand. He promptly sat down and spent the next 30 seconds touching everything, but not climbing on. I was getting a little impatient, so I moved to grab him. And instead of 6-or-so inches of wriggling bug, I came back up with... a twig. Or, rather, the front half of him had assumed twig position. The rear half was still bug, with toes everywhere. It was ridiculously funny to see.

I took him across the street and let him go in some bushes. I hope he finds many delicious foods there.

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That's cute! Yay for rescuing the poor little stick! :D

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
He was adorable.

I briefly tossed around the idea of keeping him, but as "he" (as with most sticks) was really a "she" and would probably produce eggs by parthenogenesis, I didn't. One stick is fun. 500... not so much. X3

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You could play a really long, drawn-out (but fun!) game of pick-up sticks...

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"One, two, threeOHGOD THEY'RE IN MY HAIR AAAA AAAA AAAA hee that tickles AAAAAAAAA!"

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Now THAT would be a sticky situation!

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
:D

[identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*whoops and claps hands* XD

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Stick around. I'm here all night. ;D

[identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA! I only got that on the third readthrough, and I laughed out loud! XD

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Kiffie might want to wack me with Harry's hockey stick about now, though...

:P

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
*hides hockey stick behind back and whistles innocently*

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoops! I think I'll just mosey along...

*sticks to the shadows*

[identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I think she might really stick it to ya if this goes on much longer...

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Stick a fork in me and call me done, then!

[identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure you can stick to your guns on that? Puns are so addictive. ;3

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... I *do* have a sort of annoying stick-to-it-iveness that makes it hard to stop....

[identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Really, we should stop. XD The puns are getting a bit wooden.

[identity profile] ja-bucc.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! Agreed. You iz a good sport tho.

[identity profile] lilblueunicorn.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHA.

Coincidentally, as I was reading that, a gnat flew into my hair. D:

-§parky

[identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
He just dropped his (teeny) contact. Don't mind him.