...If I strapped the furniture to rollerboards... This would work where my parents live (well, except on Cruncher Hill), but I'm pretty sure her ein the city it would be illegal. Maybe rent a trailer? :/

Rocketbeen~ Never gonna forget you
Three wheels tearing up the Autobahn
Rocketbeen~ Nothing's gonna catch you
Take those sharp turns just 'cause you can
One-man rocketcar
Shaped like bean
Yeah yeah, ROCKETBEEEEEEN!